Monday, January 20, 2003

JOE TRILLIONAIRE: In the list of Things A Guy Who's Posing As A Multimillionaire Should Try Not To Say, how high do you figure this comes in?
"Three weeks ago I was driving a bulldozer. . . Uh. I don't mean three weeks ago."

"How long ago?"

"Uh, maybe two years ago."

Good work, Evan. If you're a fan of watching blurred-out statues of black jockeys in dance studios and a poorly-trained himbo fake who can't even pretend to like foie gras for a minute (after having it explained to him again what it was), this was your episode.

P.S. I don't think he's Jewish.

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