Friday, June 4, 2004

ACHILLES' SMELL: Continuing our theme of heterosexual men contemplating their masculinity, even the most butch man has been known to question his sexuality when it comes to Brad Pitt. But even if Pitt is strong enough for a man, yet made for a woman, he seemingly has never taken that paradox to its logical conclusion and applied some Secret, much less Right Guard, Sure, or Arid. In a poll conducted by Swedish showbiz expert Mikael Jagerbrand (who?), Pitt was found to be the world's smelliest celebrity.

Joining Pitt on the smelly pit list were: 2. Russell Crowe; 3. Hayden Christensen; 4. David Bowie; 5. Courtney Cox; 6. Robin Williams; 7. Christina Aguilera; 8. Cameron Diaz; 9. Metallica; and 10. Bob Dylan.

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