A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

HE'S NO WINK MARTINDALE: Ken Jennings, the new co-host of "Jeopardy," delivered the Top Ten List on "Late Night" yesterday.

Among the highlights of Jennings' "Top Ten Ways to Irritate Alex Trebek":

9. "Instead of responding, get his attention by throwing nickels at his head"
8. "Buzz in without using your hands"
6. "Whenever he says the word 'potpourri,' you mumble, 'Woman'"
2. "Your only response: 'Who gives a rat's ass?'"
1. "Insist on buying a vowel"