Wednesday, March 9, 2005

HIS GAME IS LIKE THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM: Longtime readers of this site -- all twelve of you -- know well by now that I believe that there's no better quote machine in professional sports than Shaquille O'Neal.

And now, Shaq Daddy delivers again. Upon being told that his listed measurements classify him as among the most obese players in the NBA according to body-mass index (did Oliver Miller and Shawn Kemp both retire?), the Big Aristotle responded: "I've read that same formula, but as an athlete, I'm classified as phenomenal," O'Neal told The AP. "You can look it up. You think that [I'm fat], stick to science. . . . Top 50, three rings, lot of money, two mansions."

The blessings of an LSU education . . .

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