Thursday, March 24, 2005

IT INCLUDES THE SCHWA, BUT NO 'Q', BECAUSE THAT'S A YANKEE LETTER: Ballplayers getting arrested for DUIs? It's unfortunately, but typical.

Baltimore Oriole Eric DuBose's explanation, however, bears noting:
The report states DuBose informed [the officer] he had 'a couple' drinks at the Cafe Gardens and Daiquiri Deck in Sarasota. When instructed to recite the alphabet, DuBose allegedly said, "I'm from Alabama, and they have a different alphabet."

Hot on the heels of Dobby's ouster from Survivor and this proposed legislation, however, it's a bad week in the heart of Dixie.

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