Saturday, March 26, 2005

K-I-T, K-I-T, KEEP IT TOGETHER: Tom Cruise's new thing, Sofia Vergara, apparently knows what it will take to keep her man and so spent some time at Scientology's Head Office. But if you are looking for spiritual enlightment from an unorthodox source -- and aren't trying to bed Hollywood elite -- take a gander through Sarlo's Guru Rating Service.

Where else would you learn about U.G. Krishnamurti who offers, in the words of the rating service: "[N]o message for mankind . . . No gatherings, no lectures, no courses, no method, no mantras, no organization, no office, no secretary, no telephone number, no fax and no fixed address."

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