Friday, March 11, 2005

SPEAKING OF REALITY CRUSHES: This is directed to everyone with a hankering for "rocker" Harold "Bo" Bice on American Idol 4: just wait -- wait -- until you start seeing him sing "Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Car" in a Ford Focus promo, or massaging Herbal Essences shampoo into his luxurious hair -- and then we'll see how much "integrity" people think he has.

He's a famewhore, just like the rest of them. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But don't pretend he's not going after the same thing as Mario Vasquez, Jessica Sierra and Vonzell Solomon -- yes, as one TWoP reader put it, to stand on stage at the Kodak Theater and sing a song called "I Believe That A Moment Like This Flying Without Wings All This Time Evergreen This Is The Night While Angels Brought Me Here To Listen To Your Heart As You Take Me Tonight While She's So High And Awake In A Dream".

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