Tuesday, March 7, 2006

I'M A MINK! Simon is obviously correct that Kellie Pickler has more charisma in her pinky finger than Carrie Underwood has in her entire being. None of which changes the fact that Kellie's most obvious career move post-AI would seem to be starring as Elly May Clampett in a remake of The Beverly Hillbillies. Sheesh.

As for the rest of the crowd, some burning questions: what is the matter with Paris Bennett that she and all her songstress relatives can't pick a decent song? (And why aren't the stylists doing a better job with her makeup?) Why are the judges so inexplicably biased against Ayla Brown? Why do I just not get the Mandisa insert-last-name-from-days-before-prematurely-deciding-to-become-a-single-name-diva love? (Although I heartily respect and applaud her song choice, I just don't think she's heads-and-shoulders above the crowd, as the judges have indicated for the past two weeks.) Will Katharine McPhee's magnificently controlled performances ultimately prove too subtle for AI voters? And who besides Kinnik Sky will be going home on Thursday night?

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