Wednesday, June 21, 2006

HIS GAME IS LIKE THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM. THERE IS NO ANSWER: Congratulations to ALOTT5MA fave Shaquille O'Neal, the black, basketball-playing Nietzsche, on winning his fourth NBA title.

Is the Miami Heat the first major professional sports team to win a title with a non-plural nickname? (Answer: only if hockey's no longer a major sport. Both the Colorado Avalanche and Tampa Bay Lightning have won Lord Stanley's Cup.)

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