Saturday, October 28, 2006

WELL, IT SPOOKED THE PARENTS: Just came from a kids' Halloween party. Most of the kids were between 3 and 8 years old. About an hour into the party, with probably three dozen kids -- and parents, and Spaceboy's nursery school teacher -- running around, in walks a woman with the sluttiest sexy cavewoman costume. Much sluttier than this. About as slutty as this. My question: If you walked into a party and noticed that the wake from the 3-foot tall Spider-man chasing a 3-foot tall Mr. Incredible kicked up a breeze that made the lower three-quarters of your buttocks chilly, wouldn't you walk back to your car, find the nearest linen store, buy a cheap sheet, poke a couple of holes in it, and call yourself a party-appropriate ghost? Of interest: the party was being thrown by slutty cavewoman's boss.

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