Tuesday, November 7, 2006

ALIMONY WON'T BUY CLASS: Bookies will no longer take bets this year on what I believe is the Triennial ALOTT5MA "Least Surprising News" Award, because the presumptive runaway winner has been announced: Britney has filed for divorce from her husband/malignancy/punch line. Very well-timed, too -- you can't run a TV in a polling place.

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