Thursday, February 8, 2007

DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING -- WAIT -- OH, YES I DID: Today we mourn the death of Vicki Lynn Hogan, a.k.a. Anna Nicole Smith -- stripper-turned-Playboy model-turned Georges Marciano muse, nonagenarian-schtupper, sufferer of pharmaceutically-induced speech impediments, diet-product pitchwoman, house overstayer, paternity-test evader, consumer of much red lipstick, and superlitigant -- who apparently collapsed and expired in a Florida hotel room. Note to self: dial back the dosage on that Trimspa.

While it lasts, a wag has modified Smith's Wikipedia page with the following entry:
On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory.
So to half-mast on Monday, men.

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