Monday, September 10, 2007

BREAKING!!: Kornheiser 60% less irritating when seated by Jaworski vs. Theisman. Related: Jaworski 100% less irritating than Theisman. Eagles fans, take heart! Question: Could moving the Capitol back to Philadelphia lead to less irritating government?

Developing: Government in Philadelphia rumored EXTREMELY IRRITATING. Repercussions of main story likely confined to football.

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