A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

THESIS: "IS IT IN YOU?" IS THE WORST CAMPAIGN SINCE "A THOUSAND TINY FINGERS MASSAGING YOUR GUMS" AND, BEFORE THAT, "YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT." What, exactly, is in you? Gatorade original, Vitamin Water, or something else? And what flavor? (I ask because when my gym runs out of original lemon-lime Gatorade, every other option tastes like weak unsweetened Kool-Aid to me.)