Friday, October 10, 2008

SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS TIGER WOODS, TIGER WOODS, TIGER WOODS: Cleveland Browns tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. might be forced to miss Monday night's game due to an infirmity that I haven't seen mentioned in our culture, I think, since its appearance in an educational film screeened during the Michael Keaton/Joe Piscopo classic Johnny Dangerously.

Says one Deadspin commenter, "I heard they were so big that even Braylon Edwards wouldn't drop them."

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