A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

BRONX DIGS TONKS, BUT KNOX AND MADDOX READ VOX: So you're Pete Wentz. You're expecting a baby with your wife Ashlee Simpson any minute now, and you're killing some time chatting with Ryan Seacrest while you wait. Ryan asks you if you've picked out a name yet. You reply that you and Ashlee are waiting to meet the baby first, but that you've got a methodology in place:

You've got to have a baby with a name that could be a rock star or a senator, so he'll get work either way.

And so a few weeks later, Ashlee has a baby boy. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the newest addition to the United States Senate, Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

Better hope that little Bronx can carry a tune.

(see also Baby Name Wizard Laura Wattenberg's take on the Jolie-induced trendiness of names ending in "x'")