Wednesday, May 5, 2010

IN A HUFF: Words cannot express -- okay, these perhaps are close enough -- how disappointed I was tonight on Idol that they didn't use the final five as an opportunity to let Crystal Bowersox play the role of George Huff -- the until-now standard "two guys over here, two over there -- Crystal go stand with the group with whom you belong," which would have worked especially well given that she hasn't seen the previous seasons. Instead they did it in reverse, naming the safe person (Lee) first, then dividing the remaining pairs, with Seacrest half-heartedly offering an invitation for him to pick two to join which he promptly declined. Odd.

Tonight's result was inevitable; this wasn't someone who was going to make the list of top 24-selling Idol artists of all time, though nor quite frankly might any of these five but-for a perfunctory winner's bump. Next week: songs of the cinema, with Jamie Foxx returning to guest mentor the same theme again, though he was thoroughly unmemorable (at best) last time. (Also of note: last year's final four was the one solo/one duet format; will we see something similar this time?)

Added: Hey, let's take a look at my original tier analysis below the fold. It's mostly holding up, and where it's wrong we know why it was wrong. I do want to note Girard31's comment back then: "Siobhan can't win. The little girls and grammas will vote her off. They'll make Casey go a long way, and Crystal reminds them of the cool mom/daughter on the block, so she could last as well. Big Mike could go the distance if he doesn't appear threatening in any way. It's the tweens and the grammas who vote, always remember that."

Doesn't Belong Here, And Will Not Be Around By The End of Passover: Tim, Aaron, Paige

Could Linger For A While, But Each Seems Too Limited To Win: Didi, Lacey, Andrew

Will Go Even Longer Than Them, And We All Like Him, But He Ain't Winning Either: Big Mike

The Wild Cards With Serious Potential To Fulfill My Theory #2, and Believe Me Alex Lambert Would Have Been Listed Here With A Bullet: Lee, Katie

My Presumptive Final Three: Siobhan, Crystal, The Outlaw Casey James -- with Siobhan winning.

6 comments:

  1. Bottom two: Big Mike, Aaron.  Aaron goes home, and neither Crystal nor Lee have ever been in the bottom three.

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  2. Will someone please explain Lee's appeal?

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  3. Jenn.8:10 AM

    When Lee actually hits notes, I find his voice to be very pleasing.

    That said, isn't that a major caveat?

    While the Lambert/Iraheta duet turned out well last year, I don't think that the duet thing is very fair---your chances of succeeding that week rely too much on whether you got paired up with someone who works well with you. But I could easily see them doing it again, to give the judges more time to babble.

    I haven't seen the results show yet---how was Lady Gaga?

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  4. For me, I enjoy Lee's voice when he actually hits notes correctly.  [A significant caveat, I know, but there it is.]  I also think that he usually does a pretty good job selecting songs that work for him and have not been done too much on the Idol stage.  For the judges/producers, I think that they see in Lee the closest thing to dollar signs of all of the top five finalists.  Finally, I think that the show needed SOMEONE to try to trumpet as the best contender besides Crystal, and the other candidates (Casey, Mike, Siobhan) have not had the consistency and vote support that they need for that purpose.

    I did not see the show yet---how was Lady Gaga?

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  5. Fred App2:07 PM

    I know I'm not the right demographic to make this kind of comment, but ... If Lady Gaga represents what is hot these days, then I think any of the final four Idol contestants could be just as good if you put out a smoke machine, surrounded them with a bunch of half-naked adrongynous dancers and threw a veil over their head. Seriously, I just don't get the hype.

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  6. piledhighanddeep5:58 PM

    Gaga was very, very overwrought.  I really like her, and will be seeing her live on tour later this summer, but this was just too much.  When she remembers that it's about the song as much as it's about the theatricality, she stays on track.  This one went off the rails.

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