In a slightly-related-to-syrup note, some years ago, when Mrs Earthling and I were in Australia, we were chatting with this lovely woman. Finally, when she told us her name, we both sat there with our jaws open. Took us a moment to regain ourselves and explain that nobody in America had been named "Jemima" since about 1882.
On the one hand, seems like overkill to mention that this is SFW Pancake Porn, on the other, I am too afraid to do a google search to see if NSFW Pancake Porn actually exists (because, well, it is the internet, and if one can think of it, there probably is porn of it).
Also, if they ever want a storyline where Ron Swanson's job is in serious jeopardy, then discovering that he and evil ex Tammy had anonymously shot NSFW Pancake Porn back in the late 90s seems like a no brainer...
Pancake porn? Sounds like something Ron Effing Swanson would enjoy.
ReplyDeleteI was JUST about to say that!
ReplyDelete"Bring me all the eggs and bacon you have."
ReplyDeleteIn a slightly-related-to-syrup note, some years ago, when Mrs Earthling and I were in Australia, we were chatting with this lovely woman. Finally, when she told us her name, we both sat there with our jaws open. Took us a moment to regain ourselves and explain that nobody in America had been named "Jemima" since about 1882.
ReplyDeleteOn the one hand, seems like overkill to mention that this is SFW Pancake Porn, on the other, I am too afraid to do a google search to see if NSFW Pancake Porn actually exists (because, well, it is the internet, and if one can think of it, there probably is porn of it).
ReplyDeleteAlso, if they ever want a storyline where Ron Swanson's job is in serious jeopardy, then discovering that he and evil ex Tammy had anonymously shot NSFW Pancake Porn back in the late 90s seems like a no brainer...